Unfinished Letter to the Pope

Dear Ben,

I just wanted to wish you a happy new year, peace on earth, and all that. I know I’m a little late, but after that heart-warming spell of Christmas cheer you spouted on December 23 of last year, I really feel the need for some correspondence.

I was a little sad to read that you considered it important to highlight blurring gender roles as a danger to the existence of humankind. Not only was it a dubious slice of timing for someone calling themselves a Christian – its message was also wholly inappropriate.

The Couponizer

It’s not everyday that I use this platform to endorse a commercial product, but ’tis the season after all, where this year nothing says Christmas quite like the Couponizer – and it’s a bargain to boot. Now without further ado, meet -truly – the gift that keeps on giving.