Mother Wills It So

Get up, you lazy boy! Your brothers have been awake since dawn and have already impregnated half the women in the village!

UBSoA #3: Wake Up Call

I find it extremely difficult getting up in the morning. It’s easy enough when you have to get up, I guess. When you’re supposed to be at work, or have an important class that you know you cannot afford to miss.

But when mommy no longer knocks on your morning door and there ain’t a teacher in the world expecting you to attend – and when you’re in a situation where you have the luxury of bumming around yer own place all day, all week, all month – the 9 to 5 roster is just too far out there.