The Beginning of the End

“Het begin van het einde.” B. Didderen, Café ‘t Pothuiske.

Und Jetzt Etwas Neues

August, 2010. Germany discovers oven-baked crisps. Unleashes two exciting flavours (sour cream and paprika) on unsuspecting public.

No Cause For Alarm

Quote from friend C. upon smoking a shisha pipe in Bodrum:

“It’s OK, they always clean it before they stick it in your mouth.”

Good Vibrations

Boyo I am baking mental cakes of positive energy for you to feast on!

Flavour of the Day

Honey mustard is the new pomegranate.

Brave New World

Received from brother J.:

Belgium claims New York 400 years late.

Dog’s Best Friend

I just saw a woman wipe her poodle’s ass. Have a good one!

Unambiguous

Received by friend M.:

Sex?

Déjà Vu

Why does inspiration always take the last train in?

Out of Office

Received from J.:

Well, if you are still at the airport see if you can take a plane to Cartagena. The weather today is just amazing, and the sea is beautifully calm.