Dear Ben,
It’s sure been a while since my last letter, my apologies for that. Truth is I’ve been a little out of it for a while and I’ve neglected my correspondence somewhat, even if there’s been no shortage of topics for us to reflect upon!

Dear Ben,
It’s sure been a while since my last letter, my apologies for that. Truth is I’ve been a little out of it for a while and I’ve neglected my correspondence somewhat, even if there’s been no shortage of topics for us to reflect upon!

“Never look down on anybody unless you’re helping him up.”
That was the tagline of a random guy on the gay dating site where I met my boyo. I still check in from time to time, although my intentions have obviously altered since that fateful day. Why do I, you ask? It’s a strange blend of social interest and horny browsing, I tell you.

Dear Ben,
I just wanted to wish you a happy new year, peace on earth, and all that. I know I’m a little late, but after that heart-warming spell of Christmas cheer you spouted on December 23 of last year, I really feel the need for some correspondence.
I was a little sad to read that you considered it important to highlight blurring gender roles as a danger to the existence of humankind. Not only was it a dubious slice of timing for someone calling themselves a Christian – its message was also wholly inappropriate.