There once was a man,
Very set in his ways
A bit of a bore
You could tell by his face
He always worked vigorously,
Never spent frivolously
Neither drank nor took drugs
He refrained from debauchery
What most men would yearn for, our man didn’t crave
The common and tawdry he perceived only abstract
Thus a sin or a dozen he could easily waive,
As part of the rules of his life’s daily contract
Rarely letting the good times roll,
He entertained but a solitary vice
Which in the end, would still suffice,
To make him cough up the final toll
