Pecan: Because Squirrels Love Nuts

Mother Wills It So

Get up, you lazy boy! Your brothers have been awake since dawn and have already impregnated half the women in the village!

When The Man Comes Around

My neighbour is a changed man.

Don’t get carried away now. He’s still mass-producing atrocious postcards. Ninety little cardboard soldiers a month carrying the hope of his salvation. And it’s been slim pickings lately, or so he says. Only a 30 Euro shopping voucher and a small fridge. It’s that last prize he’s come to tell me about as I notice the difference in his breath.

Meet the Mantyhose

Deliverance

Unimpressed

You call this revolution? This is happy hour.

Potential President Palin

Good Riddance

Thanks for your offer, but I’d rather employ a drunk Russian raised by a pack of wolves.

Lustrum

Fifteen little white candles on a single chocolate cake. Seven sets of grins – some more fake than others – saying ‘congratulations’ and all the hand-clapping they can muster to go with it. I break the little sweat of awkwardness and mostly just feel old. Where the fuck did those fifteen years go?